False, I lied. The feeling I get when I realize I tanned is not nearly as amazing as having a friend tell you that they love you, and a “real ‘I love you,’” not a just-because/random or drunk “I love you.” I love you too, S-Teez. You’re pretty neat.

Y U DICK, MAN?! I enjoy talking to you, I swear you’re a nice guy and can be awfully sweet but you have a habit of saying hurtful, uncalled for things from time to time. I swear, you’re the one person that always knows how to piss me off. If you weren’t such an asshole, you’d be pretty darn neat too. Have fun at camp.

I’ve been considering highlighting my hair. I don’t want anything crazy, just an enhancement of my existing natural highlights. The most extreme thing I would probably do is some paneling so I could play with different colors but I doubt I’d be too happy with that if it doesn’t come out exactly the way I want it. Goodbye, virgin hair!

Even with all of these new songs, mixtapes, and collaborations, my favorite Chris Brown song is still Fallen Angel. And even with all of the domestic violence, anger management issues, and Sisqo-inspired hair, my panties would melt off if I were to meet him.

Last night I had trouble sleeping because I had watched a National Geographic documentary on King Tut’s mysterious death and the eerie deaths surrounding it’s discovery. How pansy and nerdy of me to intentionally watch this and then go to sleep scared…Embarassing.

My mom told me today that “cat” in Vietnamese can be used to actually describe a feline or as slang for girlfriend. The actual origin of “pussy” has been found. LAWL.

It’s been about a year already and things haven’t changed much. I’m going to be at the Orange County Fair tomorrow and hopefully I don’t get hit with memories. Your asshole best friend is right but that doesn’t help anything. You took her to Disneyland. ‘Nuff said.

I swear, my dogs are lesbian. They’re a very passionate lesbian couple too. You never know what you’ll see in my backyard.

Oh man, this is why I don’t get bored with my friends. I need to return the wood clamps that I borrowed from them for the senior physics boat project actually…