At home, I live down the street from Disneyland. At school, I live down the street from Sea World. It’s been almost a week but I’m still geeking over how the trusbands and I went to Sea World! SEAAAA WORLDDDD!!! I manned up and went on the Atlantis ride, got a free Shamu plate with my kids meal, and reaffirmed my love for beluga whales! ALL BEFORE GOING TO STUDY AT WORK! UPDATE: It’s now quadsbands! MOAR DATES!!!

Dear You,
You’re disgusting. Should have smacked you right there and then, fool. Why didn’t I? Now I don’t know…I guess I pulled a T-Dawg move and became a pussy when it mattered. Just kidding, homie!…But not really. <3

I’ve been thinking about changing my major. Biochemistry/chemistry, though I like chemistry, means taking three chemistry courses pretty much every quarter starting after next fall. I don’t think I’m required to even finish the lower division biology series and with all of the required chemistry, I don’t think I’d have time to take any additional biology like I’d prefer to over chemistry. MEH! I might switch to biology after I finish the required lower div’s to apply for a major change. We’ll see. I’ll have plenty of time to think since the earliest class I have next quarter is 11AM and it’s only one day a week.

I played the devil’s advocate and argued that Robin Morgan’s infamous “No More Miss America” manifesto is crap in my VERY LAST DOC essay! I wasn’t sure if my TA would be okay with my thesis but he ended up encouraging me to stick with it when I turned in a proposal for it! I still feel rather bad ass…

Flowery or fruity scents? I’ve always been drawn to the more fruity lotions and sprays but maybe it’s time for a change. As long as I don’t smell like my grandma, it’s all good. I associate her smell with three things: her old-people club, her long nails, and how bitchy she is.

I really didn’t like The Graduate. The movie was very awkward and I felt awkward watching it. I drowned The Graduate in Shutter Island, Hot Tub Time Machine, Zombieland, Princess and the Frog, Working Girl, UP, Despicable Me, and Rent though. Unfortunately, I should have been studying in the time I watched those movies. Fuck you, math midterm…

My roomies decided make a book of the things I say. And that, old me, is why you loved college so much! Fuckity, fuckity, yeah!

Just finished Rent with the roomie. It made me decide that I don’t want to fall in love. Love seems too much for me to handle. I’m too selfish and have too many problems of my own. I’m not sure if I believe in soul mates but if I do have one…Well, that’s unfortunate.

My original plan was to chill this summer, only being productive if I happen to find a job. However, the idea of that just didn’t sit right with me. Every time someone asked me what I was doing this summer and I told them that, I grew less and less content with the plan. Current plan is to take some lab prerequisites at SAC. Getting work done over the summer seems like a solid plan. The location? Not so much. I was hoping to see more of the church kids or the babies this summer at GWC or OCC but I guess that can be figured that out later. The drive to either of those would be a bitch, especially with the current gas prices…

Mozzarella, Nutella, dinner with conversation, chocolate milk, nail polish hiatuses, other people’s tattoos, sending mail, receiving mail, random observational texts, quirky customers, puppies with owners who let me pet their dogs, snappy comebacks, having water exactly when I want it, gel ink, visible floor space, friendly strangers, wall decor, not having shin splints, resolving conflicts.