GRAUDIUM, ADEO MIHI
FUNNY MONEY

You know you go to UCSD when “OH” means “hydroxide” instead of simply the abbreviation for “office hours.” I know my new year’s resolution was to attend all lectures and discussions but lately, it’s been to just write down adjusted office hours so I can go in and ask specific questions from assignments. I freaked out when I walked into math and saw “OH” because I was pretty damn sure it wasn’t chemistry. I was right, it was math. I just had a nerd-moment, that’s all…Rosary Ha, Biochemistry/Chemistry fo sho…

Dear Kid-That-Drives-The-Pretty-Audi-Past-Me-By-Revelle-MWF,
I’m not car-obsessed enough to pinpoint your model, but you can “pinpoint” this model if you want…(Wink-wink). 

Day of Awesome is going to be legend…DARY! I love O-600! I love how you guys are so down for my random antics, contribute to my awkward conversation topics, and MORE! Our Dave and Buster’s —> Strip club day is going to be high-six worthy! Ry-Ry, KiD CuDi, K-Homez, Scotty, Yengo, and STEVIE!!! BAH!

Weezy with Glasses

I’m considering giving my eyes a total detox, meaning no eye make up, contacts, etc. I recently replaced my glasses with updated prescription lenses so I definitely have the means but I’m not too sure about giving up mascara…Not everyone can look as cute as Weezy in glasses.

Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health

That’s cool. I look at bewbz all the time but my heart is still rather broken? Chipped? Scratched? Man, I don’t know but I’m rather ashamed of it actually. Boo Bear is still in my heart, on my mind and it’s just not good for me. Need. Moar. Bewbz. Nao. I don’t think my heart is okay. What’s the rule? “One month for every year?” I’ve been thinking about you for probably longer than we were officially together for. 

Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil' Wayne

Lil’ Wayne tour, featuring Nicki Minaj…SOLD OUT?! NOT COOL! I WANT TO SEE NICKI SO BADLY! But I guess it’s God’s way of telling me I should buy my text books first…

Pauly D fist pumping with Goofy

CABS ARE HEA…to take us away to our own world, Pauly D…I LOVE YOU!

Tattooed Back

I was hoping to have my tattoos done before spring break, if not just have my consultation done by now. I plan on having it done at a parlor here in SD so this really sets me back. Fuck you, finals and all of the bullshit that comes with you!

Is it just me, or was Keyshia Cole’s album overlooked? I actually really like it. My current favorites are Tired of Doing Me featuring Tank, Better Me, and, no surprise here, I Ain’t Thru featuring Nicki Minaj.

This Lent, I’m giving up Nutella and sriracha sauce. Hopefully I can break these addictions after not having them for forty days. Being able to finish multiple jars on my own in less than a day and eating everything with sriracha sauce are just unhealthy habits. Freshman fifteen, hey hey!