GRAUDIUM, ADEO MIHI
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This time, it’s well past 4AM and I’m tumbling. I wanna say I’m up because I’m excited for Christmas, but I can’t really say I am this year. I didn’t realize that it was Christmas Eve until someone asked me what my plans for “tomorrow” (Technically today) were and that made me a little sad because I usually am pretty excited for Christmas. I’m sorry, Breezy, this Christmas will not be a very special Christmas.

The other day, I asked myself my favorite question to have to ask myself: Where did this money come from? I checked my accounts to see how much the gifts I bought were and noticed that my total balance had actually gone up from what it was before I went splurging! Apparently, I worked my hours than I can recall. Yesssss…Moarrrr stuffz…

I am embarrassing. My latest embarrassing situation was when I realized that I had sent my last two packages to my school address AND with a different name. Not only will I have to wait until I get back to school to pick up my packages, but I’ll have to send for them again because I labelled my saved addresses wrong and packages with names that don’t match what’s on my student ID get sent back. Fux, man, FUX!!!

Being home again and seeing my love-bird parents makes me feel lonely. It gets worse when people ask who I want my first kiss of 2011 to be. Really, I didn’t think I’d be asked as many times as I’ve been but apparently my family is jocking on my love life. I don’t have any special someone in mind and seeing my parents being cute makes me want a special someone to be cute with. Holding hands, cuddling, date nights, etc., that stuff sounds pretty good right now. I gross myself out.

According to some study, deer get high. They will naturally choose shrooms over the alternative meal. This study also shows that deer are more likely to go looking for these shrooms during colder seasons because it helps them get through the winter. Thanks, NBC News, I might try some and see if I can get through the this wacky weather we’ve been having faster. Hell, it’d be more useful in the icky San Diego weather. Just kidding, the only herbal that messes with my head is Herbal Essence’s Body Envy.  

I think I’ll be wearing my glasses more often once they arrive. Ever since I lost my old ones, I’ve realized how bothersome having to shove my contacts in and taking them out can be. I’ve grown to be super minimalistic about my morning routine and if I can save the two minutes it takes me to run to the bathroom and put in my contacts, I think I’d be less mad at myself for oversleeping since I can just put on my glasses and go. Plus, I bought bigger frames this time so it would take up more space on my make-upless face. Plus plus, I bought these with my own money and it hurt my wallet quite a bit, I should take advantage of them.