WTFUX! I need to buckle down and get into school mode. I’m more than halfway through the first quarter of college and I STILL feel like I’m on vacation! I don’t think I’ve stressed nearly enough, I don’t think I’ve spent enough time doing schoolwork, I should definitely go to some of the classes I haven’t been going to, I NEED TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER! Thanks, G, I’m not failing. But God, how is it that I’m not? College is so funny…

I never realized how addicted to TV I am. For the first few weeks, I was over at the guys’ suite watching their TV all the time. Now that we have our own, I’m always the one that turns it on. Oh man…Darn you, Law and Order, CSI, Jersey Shore, Vampire Diaries, DAMN YOU ALL!

Don’t get me wrong, gentlemen, you guys might be cute but I can never be too sure. I have stage four triton eye. You a modernist? Then sure, if I think you’re cute, I guess you are then.

I would never have thought that I’d be able to live with nine other girls. Never. I’ve always hung out with the boys, always. It’s weird, but I love these girls. I’ve heard horror stories about bad roomies, bad suitemates, bad bad things happening to friends and co-workers but this suite is just so drama-free! I came to this school assuming the worst and I think I ended up with the very best. There’s too much love, too much fun up in here. HELL, FUCKING, YEAH! TMC - P - 507-512<3

I’m going home this weekend and I’m so EXCYTEZ! Aside from my family, my doggies, not having to wear sandals to shower, cheap eats, my adequately sized bed, magazine subscriptions, and option to torrent…I’m really missing Asian food. I’m tired of that Asian INSPIRED stuff, I want legit Asian food. I’m so glad my mom decided to make pho for when I come home. Yum yum…

Based on this photo, it can be assumed that:

• I still cannot tan. I get like half a shade darker at most and only I notice.
• I’ve gotten significantly thicker. With work and occasionally going to classes, I haven’t had the time or motivation to work out so I’ve just been eating whatevers. I tried to stop that and try a vegetarian diet for a month but only lasted two weeks before I felt faint. Thanks for the warnings, Stacy, I got iron tablets and am going back to the diet after I get me some pho.
• My overbite has gotten worse because I stopped wearing my broken retainer. Beat…I should go reload on whitening strips too.
• I repierced my ears. Thanks, best buddy, for being down to get them with me. Tapers? Kay!
• My eyebrows are out of wack. The salons here are so expensive! La Jolla has one of the highest per capita’s in the country and my wallet sure knows it!
• I’m too lazy to put on make up or anything here anymore unless I know there are going to be important people coming to work. Who is there to impress here? Fuck it.
• My hair is wavy because of braids. I can’t braid for shit and I’m so glad my girl Michelle is down to braid my hair whenever I ask, even if it’s to be an Indian for Halloween…or on a random Saturday night. How do you think of these things, Desiree?
• I have yet to get circle lenses. Having learned the value of money first-hand here…I’d rather spend it on ocean-view restaurants. Sorry, I’ll forever be a chink.
• I still have no tattoos. I’m still too unsure of what to get but I definitely want to get one in the near future. Down to get tattoos to go with our piercings, bud?

I’ve decided that I want to record the things I learn as a college freshman. I bought a bunch of Post-It’s (With my employee discount, MTFKR!) and my “Wall of Wisdom” is underconstruction. I already have quite a few things…How’d I get into these situations?…

I have a problem with not remembering people’s names. I’ve realized that I’ve rejected friend requests on Facebook because I didn’t remember the person’s name. Why don’t y’all put up photos of your FACES?! Damn…you…kid that I talk to in hip hop all the time…

Masquerade Ball is coming up…It’s $35 per ticket! Do I really want to go? What would I have to forgo to attend this event? Should I really bring a date? Who would I even ask? Is anyone else going? Jeez…

My sleeping and eating habits are so fucked up. I need to pay more attention to my health. Oh, kidneys, when will I learn? Thanks, Dr. Jen, for seeing me so suddenly and calling my boss.

Did you have a bad day? Did you need help? NO! FUCK YOUR SHIT! I would think that you’d be the more mature person but you’ve proven me otherwise. I got unlimited text but you’re not getting a single one from me if you’re going to be like this. Have a happy birthday weekend…

Chris Brown has been featured in quite a few songs lately. I think I heard samples that he did for other artists too. He has some of his own stuff out there too. IS MY BABY BACK?!…It’s nice to know you’re on your way to make hits and not…you know…hits…